Many of you live in a default Christian culture. Surprise the hypnotized ! When you write about someone’s god, keep the “g” small. This is one of the many ways we can keep from caving into the expected religious gestures of your communities — it is your chance to come out of the closet. Save the big “g” for: Grandpa, Greenland and Gertrude !
And for more creative jesting, to point out the silliness or normal expressions, try these instead:
When someone sneezes: Buddha bless you !
When pleasantly surprised: There is a Buddha !
When thankful: Thank you Buddha !