New government regulations demand that all websites be clearly labeled as to their religious content. Consumers must be aware of the spiritual food that they are consuming. In keeping with those regulations, using qualified laboratories, we have had the content of this site thoroughly tested. Readers must be aware, however, that individual unique allergic reactions to certain ingredients may be possible. Consume at your own risk.
Obviously, this is just an imitation of nutritional labels I made to poke a little fun at myself while exposing the apparent contradictory nature of my posts.